![]() 01/16/2018 at 06:40 • Filed to: Detroit Auto Show | ![]() | ![]() |
A sloth supposedly tops out at 0.15 mph. This Crown Vic can probably do at least twice that. Thanks to all who came out to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! on Saturday!
![]() 01/16/2018 at 06:43 |
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still waiting for the plane ticket to the USA to arrive
;)
![]() 01/16/2018 at 07:40 |
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Oh shit look who stopped by Oppo. That’s good art
![]() 01/16/2018 at 07:55 |
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Too bad I missed it. I would’ve vandalized the shit out this car, rice it out and put my JDM Type R-icer badge on it.
![]() 01/16/2018 at 08:05 |
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Looks good! Redundant on a Vic though isn’t it?
![]() 01/16/2018 at 09:06 |
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I wondered if that was you or someone referencing your work...
![]() 01/16/2018 at 09:36 |
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You all should put your times from kart 2 kart out somewhere. That way if someone can’t make it they can still see if they are faster than a Jalopnik writer.
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You know, I actually forgot to look at my time.
Y’all can rest assured you were faster than me. I can never resist turning too hard too late to try to make the kart skid. Ends up just hurting my backside. I never learn.
![]() 01/16/2018 at 11:56 |
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You know, I actually forgot to look at my time.
Y’all can rest assured you were faster than me. I can never resist turning too hard too late to try to make the kart skid. Ends up just hurting my backside. I never learn.
![]() 01/16/2018 at 12:31 |
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#goslothgo
![]() 01/16/2018 at 13:16 |
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I would buy a “Sloth Speed” t-shirt if it was made available... It has to have the awesome sloth drawing on it also, natch.
Send it to blipshift!
![]() 01/16/2018 at 16:10 |
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Since you mentioned it... I actually have been working on some possible decal designs...
![]() 01/16/2018 at 18:40 |
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There’s crossover opportunity here, too. Not only could you sell these to car/racing geeks, but runners, too! I know my wife would wear something with this on it. Or at least put the sticker on her water bottle.